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Spider Geek Spider Geek

Rated 0 / 5 stars

What the fuck is this?

This is the shittiest thing I've seen this week. I have to ask; are you retarded? No? I thought so. Because even a dumb retard could make a better flash than this. The animation looks as if it was literally thrown together. I know by the sound of the voice in the movie that you obviously didn't take this seriously. Which is bascially wasting my precious seconds that could be better served picking lint from my scrotum. Next time, remember to screw your brain in before trying anything in Flash. For fuck's sake.

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spiritdragon responds:

ahh jealousy. it can make u say the strangest things

Attack-Ine! Attack-Ine!

Rated 0 / 5 stars

What a piece of shit

No animation, shitty song - seriously, that was uber-gay.

Mind Your Head... Mind Your Head...

Rated 0 / 5 stars


According to your profile you spend TIME on flash? Am I to assume that actual EFFORT went into the creation of this unoriginal piece of crap? If so then you shouldn't submit anymore. What's the point? You had a woman walking down a street, being crushed by a block, and then screaming. There's no plot or anything to judge this on except for the shitty visuals. Which I vote a 0.

IamBetterThanYou responds:

so are you saying that i didn't spend "TIME" on it??? are you saying that i'm lying when i say thart alot of "EFFORT" went into it? you could say that i wasted my time, or put my effort on the wrong thing- but you can't deny that it was there. and shitty visuals? its actually the sketchy style that i like to use, and well i don't see you doing any better. so why don't you spend the time you did writing an unhelpful, pissy review to do something learning to put capital letters in the right place.


Rated 0 / 5 stars


I understand your brain is fried, and that you thought it original to steal Arfenhouses' theme, but this animation was pure shit. Despite having only to cut out some pictures and make flashing lights with an annoying song playing in the background, you still can't even get a relatively decent score.

MonkeyforaHead responds:

First off, I didn't steal Arfenhouse's theme. This kind of thing HAS been done before. Many times. And I liked the trend -- so I decided to get in on it. Secondly, I didn't just cut out pictures and make flashing lights -- I DREW a good majority of the content (including the three main characters, Zeeky Bomb, and the Earth). I know the vast majority of the drawing is crappy, but it's SUPPOSED to be crappy -- that's what makes it funny. ...Or not, depending on your point of view. You don't like it, fine. Lots of people hated Arfenhouse too. Just don't go accusing people of things with no basis.

Sprite Wild Wild West Sprite Wild Wild West

Rated 0 / 5 stars


Oh wow, I can take a bunch of sprite sheets and cut and paste them into an animation too. Sprite animation doesn't take skill, it takes stupidity. You obviously must be an idiot to spend all that time cutting, pasting, naming, importing, tracing, and resulting with this piece of shit.

Seinfeld: The Pen Seinfeld: The Pen

Rated 0 / 5 stars


Your 'flash', if it can even be called that, was just a mix of stuff you used from other shows and Flash animations. Nothing was your own original idea. You used that stupid fucking Spongebob shit, and mixed it up with the clocks (oh, how original). Next time use your own ideas.

-Star wars in 30 seconds- -Star wars in 30 seconds-

Rated 0 / 5 stars

First of all...

Your art was pure and utter shit. You have no talent, and you should definitely NOT be polluting the portal any more with your crap. Secondly, your presentation was just bad. I can see you were very eager to shit out a flash in the shortest time possible, I congratulate you on your achievement.

BlindxLink responds:

first of all...ur flash sucks ass and eats shit plus ur prolly some ugly 40 year old fuck who cant get a life and u go on NG to make u feel young...well,UR A FUCKING HOBO WHO LIVES IN UR MOTHERS BASEMENT SO STFU U LAZY GOOD FOR NOTHING SACK OF SHIT!

JC on Kill Bill JC on Kill Bill

Rated 5 / 5 stars


HAHAHAA, that was insane. Love the art style, as well as the idea. I vote 5!!! Now I'm gonna watch your other movies...

Ghost Chase Ghost Chase

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Very well done

This was a really good stick animation. Better than a simple fighting scene. It was original. I hope to see more stuff like this cause i made this cartoon, as well as you a favourite. Don't let me down (shakes fist).